macdennis will kiss someday. right on the mouth. it’ll be beautiful and amazing and i’ll cry for a month. i entertain no other possibilities
i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way
[misses first ten minutes of class] well i guess it’s not even worth going anymore
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
So, you know how some Nicki Minaj fans don’t know why we hate her?
Also, she said misandry isn’t real
So, basically, fuck her.
ThIS THE FUNNEIST POST I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
"Mr. Zuckerberg, I’m in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard network and I can assure you of its sophistication. In fact, it was that very level of sophistication that led us to you in less than four hours."
"That would be impressive, except if you had known what you were looking for you would have seen it on my dorm room window."